Well, there's a game to be waiting for: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1998260/Ancient_Aliens_The_Game/

Certainly not safe for work!
But oh so funny... How about this lamp, or this one? 🤣

I'm sure the women will enjoy like them😷

It is confirmed all the Dutch are mad, it is bred into them from a very young age.

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1534564404943106056?

This Dallas Cowboys fan decided to show his "love" for a team victory in a UNIQUE TEXAS WAY...

Well, summer is definitely over. It's -11°C now.

I have Depeche Mode vibes: Orkestra Obsolete play Blue Monday using 1930s instruments

How quickly does new technology become ancient history ...

Standing in line at the car park Pay & Display machine, the guy in front looked confused and puzzled.

His passenger called across: "Should I pay by phone?". He turned to me: "Do you know how this thing works?"

"Put coins in the slot, then press the green button?", I suggested.

He got the coins into the slot OK, but then pressed the green blob on the instruction panel ...

To be fair, that machine has been standing out in all weathers for so many years that most of the green has worn off the 'OK' button, and it's nearly black.

Another example of Amazon customer service at it's "finest":
Dad furious after Amazon send him dog food instead of £1,200 laptop

He placed his order on November 29 and paid for next-day delivery.

But when he opened up the package he couldn’t believe the mix up.

He said: ‘You can imagine the look on my face when I opened dog food instead of a MacBook Pro that cost me over £1,000.

‘At first I was confident the mix-up could be resolved, but after speaking to Amazon customer service, they said they couldn’t help me.

‘That was unless I returned the laptop, which I never received, and even when I sent the dog food back to the warehouse, that made no difference.

Amazon is evil

On this side of the pond, a story like that would raise concerns about the package being intercepted between Amazon and purchaser, and the contents replaced.

In other words, it's more likely that a rogue van driver and his mates are enjoying the laptop, rather than any Amazon employee. It would still be Amazon's job to sort out the mess, though.

No, on the other side of the pond, Amazon has the exact same attitude: "you got the right item according to us, if you want to get your money back, return the item not whatever you claim to have received"

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/amazon-returns-1.6669601

Amazon is evil

+1

I Never use them.

Epic Games has free full PC games downloads this week (?)
You can claim the game, download it and even after it's gone to (full) price again, your copy will always be yours.

Yesterday was Metro Last Light Redux. Today is Death Stranding (which I didn't know was out on PC).
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/free-games

We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing “the” labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.

https://twitter.com/APStylebook/status/1618658301750689792

Yes, let's dehumanize the word "the".

.... https://twitter.com/APStylebook/status/1618658301750689792

Yes, let's dehumanize the word "the".

Looks like they have removed the post. When I try to load that link Twitter say >"Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else"

They changed it: https://twitter.com/AP/status/1618886923828748288

We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing “the” labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.

Anyone been guilty of saying any of these to you kids, grandkids, etc and getting a blank stare of "huh? what does that mean?"

Been there done that to my great grand kids > Sounding like a broken record.

13 Common Idioms the Kids Don’t Understand